Dear... My Next Door Neighbour
When we were kids and I took tap dancing lessons with you, I liked you back then. Now that we're both older, please know that those feelings have completely changed. In fact their is no way I'd consider dating you even if you paid me for a damn date. We don't know each other, we don't speak to each other, and even though I knew you back then, I don't know you at all. No one asked if you Like me. You're the only guy I know in this town, and I really don't think you're a good option. So if you ever ask me out, know you will be rejected.From... your obvious admirer.