Dear... Pen
I wonder how often this website updates? I have a headache. Do you care? I'm asking you, the reader, do you care that the writer has a headache? Mmm... maybe you do and maybe you don't. May I ask why are you reading this letter? Will you stop reading it as soon as you read this question because of the oddness about it? Well, I hope you stay, and I hope you go. Either way it doesn't make a difference in the long run. I'm going to continue writing here and other places. You might ask the writer: What is it that you're writing for, or you might tell the writer to f**k off? I actually don't have a reason to write or a reason to call myself a writer. I just like to feel a part of something because that's what humans do. I don't have any juicy gossip or any government details. I'm just a writer in search of a writer's pen. So I'm writing a letter to a pen asking it could someday make its way to me so that I can one day call myself a writer. Ta ta...